do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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