Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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