so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We just shotgunned beers for America
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
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