hell yes lets make some ravioli
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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