Your tits are I can't wait for
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
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