do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Randomize
