Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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