rhymes with "ouble enetration"
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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