I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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