At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
