Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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