I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
My vagina just clenched in fear
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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