he puts the penis in happiness.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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