This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
We're not piercing ourselves today.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
