At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
