that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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