She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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