anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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