hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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