After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I need a beard to bite.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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