Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I can't put those talents on a resume
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
