I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros้, bitch!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesnโt necessarily stop me
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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