just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
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You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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