I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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