I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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