You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.