Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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