Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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