You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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