you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Is it penis luge time yet?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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