their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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