Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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