3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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