Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
love makes seman taste better
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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