The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
I'm drive I can fine osifer
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
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