Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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