Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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