White coat. Heels.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I can feel your judgement through the phone
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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