I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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