So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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