Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
