Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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