called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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