found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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