Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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