Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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