I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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