the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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