I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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