I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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