Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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