i would punch a child for taco bell
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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