If i come over, it means nothing
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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