No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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