so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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