hell yes lets make some ravioli
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My feet surprised me
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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