Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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