i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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